Okay, one in English (sort of), just for Josh
A long time ago I accepted the fact that I do not see well. In the meanwhile I learnt to make jokes about it and prepare people to the fact that I don’t see them when I’m biking and that it’s not because I don’t want to see them, but because I just don’t see them.
But deep inside of me it’s boiling, it boils like a revolting stomach after a good portion of rotten chicken. I am not going to submit. Last year it was made clear to me over and over again, my eyes are getting worse, there’s nothing I can do about it, so I need better contact lenses. And next year will even be worse… A visit to the eyedoctor didn’t help. The man was very much irritated, by me that is. I just could’t understand the difference between eyesight and another word that I don’t know in English. Excuse me!
So I’ve become a rebel. I mute (?). I have a new mission. And that mission is: “how to improve my eyesight”. I already found two advices on the internet: drink fenneltea and drink carrotjuice. What a fantastic idea! But well, vomiting two times a day is a reasonable offering.
Maybe I am blinded by the facts. Maybe I put my head in the sand. Maybe there is totally nothing I can do about my eyes except for eyesurgery. Maybe not, but what if.
I have bought a controversial book – for the regular medical science. I’m getting it next week. Guess what the name of the book is? Well, I don’t remember, but it’s about improving your eyesight by changing the way you look.
I will keep you updated, dear people. If this mission works out, next year I will be sitting in front of this computer without contacts or at least with half of them. (the computer is part of the eye damage by the way, according to the writer of the book).
That’s all folks.
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